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6 Things About English You (Probably) Don’t Know

6 Things About English You (Probably) Don't Know

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As you may have noticed, I’ve been away!

Last week, I was at a big teachers’ conference in Slovenia full of big teachers and big names.

I even got to meet one of my heroes!

Gabriel Clark and David Crystal

That’s David Crystal, probably the world’s top expert on the English language.

He also happens to be a pretty funny guy, too.

Anyway, enough about my new friend.

What can YOU learn from this conference?

Well, David gave a fascinating talk about the English language, and despite the fact that I’ve got an MA in linguistics, a lot of it came as quite a surprise.

I mean, do you know the answers to these questions?

  1. How many words are there in English?
  2. How many words do you know?
  3. What’s the earliest written English word?
  4. How many new words enter the language every year?
  5. How much of English comes from other languages?
  6. What does “Wha’chya’callit?” mean?

No? Well, neither did I — until last week!

Answers? You want answers?

OK — here they are. Prepare to be amazed and say things like “hmm…” and “yeah…” and “wow!”

And maybe “eugh.”

Free trial - Gymglish with Clark and Miller

What You Didn’t Know About English #1

How many words are there in English?

I’m going to give you a simple answer to this one:

“It depends.”

That’s the answer.

Most of these questions have the same answer, so better get used to it!

But what does it depend on?

Well, David talked us through this.

He talked about how he checked the Oxford English Dictionary and came up with one number.

Man reading the dictionary
read the oxford by Karoly Czifra | CC BY 2.0

But then he had to check the Merriam-Webster Dictionary (the American English dictionary) and came up with a different number.

By the time he’d combined the numbers and removed the repetitions, he’d come up to about 750,000 words.

But that wasn’t everything.

What about all the technical terms?

There are hundreds of thousands of words that only lawyers use and words that only engineers use and words that only crocodile hunters use. None of these words is in the dictionary — so that means we have to add even more.

Finally, we should include all the species of animals there, too, right?

I mean, if “monkey” is a word, and if “chimpanzee” is a word, what about “spider” and “Aphonopelma anax” (it’s a type of spider)?

And what about “bird” and “Caatinga puffbird”? Or “White-whiskered puffbird”? Or “Swallow-winged puffbird”? (There are 38 puffbirds, in case you were interested.)

There are over 900,000 types of insects that we’ve given names to.

And there are 35,000 species of spider with their own subgroups — which means even more words!

So, the short answer to this question? Millions. There are millions of words in English.

But how many do we actually use?

Well, that’s a completely different question …

What You Didn’t Know About English #2

How many words do you know in English?

This should be easy, right?

I mean, we should know how many words we know.

But we don’t, do we?

When you first saw this question, I bet you were surprised by how you had no idea about how to answer it, right?

Well, don’t worry — that’s how I felt, too.

Unsurprisingly, David Crystal has researched this in the same way that he likes to do a lot of his research — by sitting down and counting words. It’s his hobby! He loves it!

This time he took a section of the dictionary, presented it to different people, and asked them to tick the words they knew.

Man reading and writing
Studying by mer chau | CC BY 2.0

He then multiplied the result to match the size of the dictionary.

Again — the result was kind of surprising.

Everyone in the room, he assured us, had at least 50,000 words. At least. But probably a lot more.

And here’s another interesting fact that should make you feel happy:

There wasn’t a big difference between “native speakers” and “non-native speakers” when it came to word count.

How well educated and how well read you are makes a bigger difference.

So if you read regularly in English, and you can understand this blog post, you’re probably somewhere approaching 50,000 words.

Feels good, right?

What You Didn’t Know About English #3

What’s the earliest written English word?

OK. Enough numbers!

(If you’re still hungry for numbers, check out our post on … numbers!)

What about the oldest written word — the first thing we’ve got to show about the existence of English?

The beginning of writing?

Well, thankfully this one actually has a straight answer:

“Raihan.” “Raihan” is the answer.

It’s the earliest written word in English and is dated back to the year 420.

OK — but that doesn’t mean much without an explanation, does it?

“Raihan” actually means “roe deer.” (A roe is a female deer. A deer is that cute animal that lives in the forest and jumps around in a ridiculously adorable sort of way. Think Bambi.)

This word “raihan,” or “roe deer,” was actually written on a roe deer bone.

Raihan - Roe deer bone
image

There it is!

Why did they write “roe deer” on a roe deer bone?

You’d think that this meant that it was just a label, right?

But David has another theory.

Back in A.D. 420 — before the internet, crime books and even before Monopoly — people had to find stuff to do in the evenings between working in the fields and sleeping. So they played games.

One of the games might’ve involved taking a container full of different bones and having a competition to see who could find the roe deer bone first.

Fun-sounding game, right? They might have imaginatively called it “the roe deer game.” Maybe.

According to David’s theory, some people get together to play “roe deer.” One guy pulls out a bone and says, “Roe deer! I win!”

But one of his friends disagrees: “That’s not a roe deer bone — you’re totally cheating!”

They disagree and no one wins, and the first guy gets angry and throws all the bones out of the window. (OK — I made that last bit up. But it could’ve happened, right?)

Anyway, to avoid another disagreement like that, they decide to label the roe deer bone. With the words “roe deer” (or “raihan”).

The first word! (And an idea for a terrible game you can play next time your electricity gets cut off, and you have lots of animal bones in your house, for some weird reason).

What You Didn’t Know About English #4

How many new words enter the language every year?

This one’s quite simple, too.

It’s about 1,000 new words a year.

Or 3 every day!

That’s all — just a fact.

I’m not even doing a picture for this one.

But worth knowing, right?

Something you can tell your friends next time you’re at a dinner party.

Or if you’re stuck talking to someone you don’t know and who’s just looking at you, waiting for you to say something interesting.

via GIPHY

What You Didn’t Know About English #5

How much of English is from other languages?

OK. The difficult part of this question is deciding what “other languages” means.

As you probably know, English is a bit of a mixed language.

Here’s the shortest history ever of the English language:

  1. Angles, Saxons and Jutes came to England and took over. They basically spoke a form of German (sort of). After some time, everyone in the country was also speaking this form of German, which we now call “Old English.”
  2. Some Vikings turned up for a bit in the north and gave everyone some nice new words, but most of them stayed in the north and a lot of people didn’t notice very much.
  3. The Vikings left.
  4. The French came and took over. The old Germanic English started mixing and socialising with the new French.
  5. The internet happened, and now no one speaks properly anymore. LOL.

(By the way, I’m just kidding about that last point. The internet is changing our language in interesting and dynamic ways — but that’s a post for another day.)

(Also by the way, this invasion by the French (known as the Norman Invasion) was documented as a “tapestry” — or as I like to call it: “super old comic book.”)

Bayeux Tapestry

So when we say “foreign words,” what do we mean?

Well, if we look at non-Germanic words (so counting anything entering the language after stage 1 of my short history), we’re looking at 80% of the language.

Yep — you could argue that only 20% of English is actually … English.

This is when David made an interesting point.

Think about your own country.

I’m guessing that in your country there are people who are getting worried, upset and even angry about the influence of English in your own language.

Am I right?

This is a natural reaction — the English language is taking over the world, and we hear English words everywhere now.

But here’s the point: English is only 20% English!

If English let in all these words from other languages (over 600 languages), and now it’s the world’s most spoken language, surely we can argue that the influence of other languages is GOOD for a language, not bad.

I know this idea is probably quite controversial (it’ll create strong opinions), and it’s just an idea. (I’m not saying I agree with it.) But I’d like to know how you feel about this. Let me know in the comments!

What You Didn’t Know About English #6

What does “Wha’chya’callit?” mean?

Here’s an interesting thing.

You’re talking to someone and having a great conversation — about the new Star Wars film probably. That’s all I ever talk about.

Anyway — whatever the topic — you’re in this conversation. But you can’t remember a word.

So what do you do?

Do you just stay silent:

“Yes — and the new Star Wars film was so ……………….”

Awkward Conversation

Probably a bit weird if you did that, right?

The usual solution in this situation is to make some sort of sound to signal that we’re trying to remember a word or that we’re just gathering our thoughts.

“Yes — and the new Star Wars film was so … erm … uhh …”

But there’s something else we do that’s a bit weird.

We create nonsense words:

“Yes — and the new Star Wars film was so … erm … Watch’ya’callit?”

Yep — “watch’ya’callit” is sort of a real word in English.

The problem is, no one knows how to spell it. So it never gets into the dictionary.

Apparently, we’ve got about 30 of these “filler” words in English.

Here are some that I use:

“Jiggamawatszit” — for a thing
“Whatch’yama’callit” — also for a thing
“Whatzisface” — for a guy whose name you can’t remember
“Whatzerface” — for a woman whose name you can’t remember
“Thingy” — for a politician. Not really — for a thing. Of course.


OK. That’s it — 6 weird things you (probably) didn’t know about English!

All of these are actually from David’s book, The Story of English in 100 Words.

If you thought these were interesting, there’s about 94 more of these, including one on swearing (which is f**king fun!). Go ahead — treat yourself!

But what about your language?

Every language has its own story and its own weird facts.

Are there any strange things about your language?

Tell me in the comments, and we can share the knowledge (and have a good laugh, too!).

Did you find this useful? Do you know any people (or pigeons) that might also benefit from this? Then BE AWESOME AND SHARE! Spread the knowledge!

8 thoughts on “6 Things About English You (Probably) Don’t Know

  1. Oh yes! In French we use the word “truc” for everything we don’t know or can’t remember the name. It could be things, it’s like the word “stuff” so you can say ” I have a lot of ‘trucs’ to do”, “this subject it’s my ‘truc'”,

  2. In Italian , my language compared to your “ thing” or “ thingy “ we tend to use “ coso” or “ cosa “ …you know that “ coso “ there ….or even “ affare” , but always with that meaning , trying to whip up other person to help you in your “ blank” memory.

  3. If I had known you were planning to meet David Crystal, I would have sent you my copy of “Discovering Grammar” through the post for him to sign. How do you like my 3rd conditional!?

    1. Very classy 3rd conditional there. It’s rare that it’s used, yet alone so well! Well done!

      I haven’t read “Discovering Grammar” yet. Worth a read?

      I’ve just finished “Making Sense,” and it was excellent!

      My favourite is probably “The Stories of English,” though.

  4. Hello, I really enjoy reading your words. I just saw this sentence and thought, “mmmmmm why is the verb in the singular form ?” So here’s the sentence: How well educated and how well read you are makes a bigger difference.
    Thanks for reading 🙂

    1. This is a really smart question, Miguel.

      I looked into this phenomenon a little more.

      Basically, we’re looking at “subject verb agreement” (how the verb behaves based on the subject).

      And sometimes it’s down to how you look at it. Here’s a simple example:

      “My family have a big party every year” or “My family has a big party every year?” Answer: They’re both possible! It just depends on whether you’re thinking about your family as a single entity or a plural one. The same can be used for bands: “The band have just sold their first million records!” or “The band has just sold its first million records!”

      Clearly, when writing the sentence you quote, I was considering “being well educated and well read” as a single entity. I could just as easily have written “How well educated and how well read you are make a bigger difference.” Both these sentences are the kinds of sentences you’ll hear in natural speech.

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